Freak magnet

I have always had this magnet that attracks freaks. I decided to make a quick run to Victoria on Wednesday to pick up DD's outfit for a 4th of July gig she has going on for that day (another post at a later date). We have a back road that enters into HWY 87 so I don't have to drive through town and stop at all the lights. So this is where it gets good. I'm driving 60 and decided to pass a white Dodge truck. It looked like your everyday run of the mill white truck. So I pass it going 63 and I look in my mirror to get back in the lane and I see sirens. It is a unmarked cop truck. Freaking great. I pull over and he tells me to go up to the next road a mile or so up. I thought this was strange and call hubby to tell him what is going on. So I get to that road and he gets out of his truck and I roll down the window he gives me his blah blah crap about passing and wanted to know if I was in a hurry. I told him nope. I just wanted to pass because your to pokemon for me. I give him my info and he takes it back to the truck to run a check. Hubby has his scanner going and of course it comes back clean. So I hang up with hubby because he is coming back to my window. He gives me back my info and tells me to slow it down. I told him I was only passing him because he was driving slow. He stood there and smiled at me. Then he reaches for his shirt pocket and pulls out a card and hands it to me. He tells me this is who I am and here is how you can contact me.It had his home number,cell phone and email address. I'm surprised it didn't have his dick size on it. That way we would have all of his info. I'm looking at this card at what seems like forever and then I look at him and he has a smile on his face. I'm thinking you asshole. But I smile back and tell him to have a nice day. Freak....I attract freaks. I call hubby to let him know and he starts laughing. With that said I give hubby the card when I got back from Victoria and guess where hubby placed it. Right next to the phone just in case I wanted to talk.