Freak post #2

I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. Did you hear me when I said I was freaking out. My neighbor has freaked me out. The one that lives behind me. I don't even know how to put it into words. I'm in the back yard painting the gutters and I hear this moaning and groaning from a male person. I'm looking around and I'm like where is that coming from. I'm on the ladder painting and I keep hearing the groaning. I look over the fence and the neighbors bathroom window is open and I can see my neighbors profile in the window. I can see he is moving his arm back and forth. For the love of god he was slapping his monkey for all to hear. I couldn't believe my eyes or ears for that matter. I don't think he even knew I was outside or maybe he did. He kept going and moaning away. I finally gave up trying to paint and came inside. Geez one would think he would have closed the window. I will never be able to look at him without cracking up laughing or better yet moaning. I'm still freaking out.