Two Ways to Look at Everything:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed.
"She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since." "My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could
go on celebrating that long?"