Sunday, July 29, 2007

For Sale Real Cheap....

One late 40 year old male and one 10 year old female. These two could fight,pick, and argue all day long if the felt like it. You can buy them as a set or single you choose. Just drop a email and we will set up delivery. Here is what is being said while I sit here and type this.

Daughter Dear: MOM!!! Dad won't stop calling me a loser

Hubby: MOM!!! Bug won't stop thumping me in the head

DD: MOM!! Dad won't stop pinching me!

Hubby: Bug won't stop licking my cheek

Me: Which end

Hubby: BECKY!!!

ME: You said she was licking your cheek. Which one...face or butt

Hubby: Never mind

DD: Mom!!! Dad just hit me...she then storms off to her room crying

ME: Hubby your to rough. Please behave

Hubby: Laughing...never

DD comes out of her room and pegs hubby a good one. I tell him he got what he deserved. He walks out saying females...can't live with them or shoot them. Nope you can't honey. Deal with it.

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