The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down
and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and
said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into
his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly
noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his
assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a cup of
coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an
old mini van with two flat tires.'