I'm in a foul mood. Why...

1. My furry asshole starts scratching at the door around 1:00am wanting in.

2. Then I couldn't go back to sleep because Hubby was snoring way to loud. No matter how hard I punched he wouldn't start.

3. I move to the sofa to sleep only to have furry asshole pounce on my chest and scare the fool out of me.

4. I went into Daughter Dear's bathroom to find she had been throwing up during the night. Splattered all over the wall, floor, and toliet. Gag...

5. Hubby is in a shitty mood and complaining just to hear himself bitch.