I had a child in my class yesterday come up and ask if I wanted to hear a joke.I told him sure. Some of you don't know but I moved over to the middle school so this came from a 7th grader.

What is Obama's name in Chinese?

I told him I didn't know...

Coon Soon Gone.

I laughed my ass off. Yeah I know some you think I'm a racist but I'm not. I wouldn't be able to have the job I have if I were.