Bwhahahahaha

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition
or religion, but the Indian embassy has recently revealed the true
story:

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the
union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to
see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a
donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States or the UK.

If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones
& provide us with technical support.


Thanks for the laugh Dick