Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?
- Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore
or jump from branch to branch.
- What about Jane, Tarzan?
- Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know
who I am anymore.
- That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything
- Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and
is now living at the White House.