Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?


- Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore
or jump from branch to branch.


- What about Jane, Tarzan?


- Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know
who I am anymore.


- That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything
about her?


- Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and
is now living at the White House.