Saturday, May 22, 2010

A Mexican, an Arab,




and an Arizona girl are




in the same bar.



When the Mexican




finishes his beer,




he throws his glass




in the air, pulls out




his pistol, and shoots




the glass to pieces.




He says, 'In Mexico ,




our glasses are so




cheap we don't need




to drink with the same one twice.'




The Arab, obviously




impressed by this,




drinks non-alcohol beer




(cuz he's a Muslim!),




throws it into the




air, pulls out his




AK-47, and shoots




the glass to pieces.




He says, 'In the




Arab World, we have




so much sand to make




glasses that we don't




need to drink with




the same one twice either.'




The Arizona girl,




cool as a cucumber,




picks up her beer,




downs it in one gulp,




throws the glass into




the air, whips out her




45, and shoots the




Mexican and the Arab.




Catching her glass,




setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,




she says,







'In Arizona ,




we have so many




illegal aliens that




we don't have to




drink with the same ones twice.'




God Bless Arizona !!

1 comment:

"That Dude" said...

Now that was a good one.