Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Bwhahaha....

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii' so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and think of the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy...'The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

6 comments:

Texas Ghostrider said...

4 lanes please, need some passing room.....lol

CharlieDelta said...

BWAHHAHAHA! Yeah the bridge seems pretty simple after that request.

bogsidebunny said...

CD,

You infecting this blog too?

Tina said...

heh!

H2o said...

Bogsidebunny- CD is my bitch boy. :)

John B said...

Six Lanes God! A big Effin' Median, shoulders, A rest area every 50 miles, And a souvenir stand every 100 miles or so.

Hello H2o, Big Dick sent me!